* Why dogs spend 10 minutes looking for a place to take a 10 second crap.

* If disposable diapers last 1,000 years in a landfill, why aren’t buildings and cars being made from the same stuff?

* Why people always say there are two types of people in the world …. and they are never the same as someone else’s two types of people.

* Why 60 Minutes is never shown next on the west coast.

* Why Godaddy doesn’t have an 800 number.

* Why these stupid motherf’ers keep creating PC viruses.

* Why can’t I… Continue reading