* Why dogs spend 10 minutes looking for a place to take a 10 second crap.

* If disposable diapers last 1,000 years in a landfill, why aren’t buildings and cars being made from the same stuff?

* Why people always say there are two types of people in the world …. and they are never the same as someone else’s two types of people.

* Why 60 Minutes is never shown next on the west coast.

* Why Godaddy doesn’t have an 800 number.

* Why these stupid motherf’ers keep creating PC viruses.

* Why can’t I… Continue reading

Just the beginning of what I’m sure will be an ever growing list.

* It costs a small fortune to file for bankruptcy. I thought bankrupt means you don’t have any money.

* My liquid dish soap boasts that it has “Real Lemon”, while the lemonade I drink has artificial flavoring.

* Why the American government has a tax system that, the more financially successful you are, the more you are penalized for being successful.

* Why women go to the restroom together in public places. I have never gotten a straight answer on this one.

* When you’re 14 you pay the adult movie… Continue reading