By the time you read through this you will understand “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn a new English language. Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”. With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in. Continue reading
* Why dogs spend 10 minutes looking for a place to take a 10 second crap.
* If disposable diapers last 1,000 years in a landfill, why aren’t buildings and cars being made from the same stuff?
* Why people always say there are two types of people in the world …. and they are never the same as someone else’s two types of people.
* Why 60 Minutes is never shown next on the west coast.
* Why Godaddy doesn’t have an 800 number.
* Why these stupid motherf’ers keep creating PC viruses.
* Why can’t I… Continue reading
Just the beginning of what I’m sure will be an ever growing list.
* It costs a small fortune to file for bankruptcy. I thought bankrupt means you don’t have any money.
* My liquid dish soap boasts that it has “Real Lemon”, while the lemonade I drink has artificial flavoring.
* Why the American government has a tax system that, the more financially successful you are, the more you are penalized for being successful.
* Why women go to the restroom together in public places. I have never gotten a straight answer on this one.
* When you’re 14 you pay the adult movie… Continue reading
Tonight I was walking through Walmart with my 5 year old granddaughter, and naturally we ended up in the toy department. Of course I’ve been through Wally World before, but haven’t really ever been a big fan of them, so I usually get kids gifts at other places when I need to.
Holy shit! I guess I need to admit to being out of touch with what kids like today, or… Continue reading
