Hey, guys.

Worried about paternal lawsuits?

Afraid of being embarrassed on national television?

Are you sure she’s a liar and a tramp?

Here it is, the Official Maury Povich Home Pregnancy Test!

That’s right, guys. Now you can avoid the embarrassment, name calling and head slaps on television with the new Maury Povich Home Pregnancy Test Kit.

Kit includes everything you need to …

• Avoid child support!
• Keep your current lifestyle intact!
• Prove she’s a slut!

Order today and receive a free “I’m with Ho” t-shirt! Only $19.95!

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1. by christina on April 13th, 2008 at 12:28 am

   Hilarious! And yet, not far from believable…

2. by Grandy on April 13th, 2008 at 1:21 am

   I’m not sure what was funnier; this post or the fact that there was a picture of Elizabeth Berkley under the “I’m a Ho” T-Shirt bid. I don’t think you planned it but it’s AWESOME the way things fall into place.

3. by Matt on April 13th, 2008 at 7:52 am

   That is so funny, where can I buy one?

4. by mo on April 13th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

   Now THAT’s funny!
   Love the “I’m with Ho” t-shirt tie-in.

   Gotta ad our blog to my faves on Entrecard ~ thanks for buying an ad on Captured By Gravity!

5. by PlotDog on April 14th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

   I always wanted to know why, when HE IS NOT THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY happens, no one says to the guy, “We are sorry we verbally bitch slapped you.” The other thing that made me comment was, in my book on my blog, Dead Play, I actually use Maury in my story. AND for the record, He was NOT the father of her baby there either. Thanks for the big laugh. IF you are looking for that part, it is in the first chapter that has Eddie in it.

6. by BillyWarhol on April 15th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

   Does Connie Chung come with that??

   ;))

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